i'm not dead yet

Hello my evil minions.
Today I have a task for you. You now might be wondering what this task may be...so I shall tell you. It is, from this second, right to the millisecond is...yeah, I've got nothing. Sorry evil minions, maybe next time. BWAHAHahahaha...cough, choke, die..That's seriously not even funny, God, I'm sad.
- Okay, I have a little, teeny weeny problem with the tasks that we have to do, they are kinda boring, no offence...Seriously, why do we, by that I mean myself, have to buy a digital camera...why do I even need a digital camera, Ohh then, I had to buy a scanner, and it doesn't end there, now I have to buy a graphics tablet. Yawn.Okay I'm over it.
**Sorry that I'm complaining, that's just how I am...And if any of this is offencive, I am soo sorry.

Yeah, despite above, I am going to 'buy' a graphics tablet...YAY. *sarcasm intended.
Okay, so now I am going to visit Harris Technology site to look for wacom products. wacom?
And since I am me, I just had to choose the most expensive, just for the soul purpose of it being the most expensive at $3,418.00...I know, woah.
Information about this EXTREMELY expensive graphics table; The Cintiq 21UX has a 21.3" high-resolution display and a dynamically adjustable stand that allows the display to be rotated, inclined, and even quickly removed for in-lap use. To further enhance your comfort the Cintiq 21UX comes with a cushioned Grip Pen for use directly on the screen allowing you to create in the most natural way possible. Cool, I know.
3. Pressure Levels: 1024- is the amount of pressure given.
Resolution: 1600 x 1200- refers to the amount of pixels in each frame